Loving to Laugh

I opened today’s Lewiston Tribune and was given some great opportunities to laugh. I take no credit for these humor points. I do give credit to whoever wrote them and put them into the Tribune.

Under the heading, “The Bible as told by Sunday Schoolers.”

“Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.”

“Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name is Charlton Heston.  Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharoah after God sent 10 plagues on Pharoah’s people.  These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.”

“There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don’t have to worry about them.”

My favorite, “After the Old Testament came the New Testament.  Jesus is the star of the New.  He was born in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, ‘Close the door! Were you born in a barn?’ It would be nice to say, ‘As a matter of fact, I was.’)”

“During his life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats.”