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Jeff Foxworthy and Idahoans

I was born in Idaho, and recently moved back to Idaho, therefore I am Idahoan. FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT IDAHOANS!(via my niece Camille) 1. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Idaho 2. If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho 3. If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who diale…d the wrong number, you live in Idaho 4. If ‘vacation’ means going anywhere s………outh of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Idaho 5. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho 6. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho 7. If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho 8. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho 9. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Idaho 10. If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Idaho 11. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph –you’re going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Idaho 12. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho 13. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Idaho 14. If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’ you live in Idaho 15. If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your IDAHO friends, you live in Idaho. (Original source unknown).

December 1, 2011 Posted by | First Editions | Leave a Comment

   

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