Little Known Facts about me (Until Now)
To celebrate turning 50 on February 20, 2010, I thought I’d share some things about me.
10. I once played a 165 holes of golf in one day for a fund raiser. Started in the dark. I had 9 birdies and averaged 89 for nine and half rounds of golf. Still pretty much my average.
9. When I was 34 years old, I played in a basketball game against the Cambodian National Team and lit them up for 23 points. Even though we lost the game, they, the Cambodian National Team, was pointing at me after the game and yelling, “MVP. MVP.” My best athletic performance to date. Maybe my last best athletic performance.
8. When I was a young kid, I used to run into things a lot. One day after we had a convolescent service at the Gerantology Center in downtown Clarkston, I walked out the front door and started down the street and ran smack into a lamp post. It hurt so bad and now my wife knows why I always have that “I must be dumb because I can’t find my car keys, again,” look on my face.
7. I didn’t start drinking coffee until I was 30. It all started when I was working at the Bellevue Fred Meyer and they put a Seattle’s Best Coffee kiosk in there and I finally got up enough nerve to ask if they made banana mochas. I’ve been hooked ever since. And yes I have a banana mocha every day. I make my own now.
6. I am so afraid of falling that one time in 1991 during the Senior Breakaway for the seniors at Shoreline Community Church, at the indoor water park in the West Edmonton Mall, the guys decided I should go down the large slide. They carried me, kicking and screaming, all the way to the top and if it wasn’t for the “she saved my life from falling,” lifeguard who gave them all a mean snear and a loud command, “Put him down! Now!” that prevented me from actually going down the slide. To this day, I’ve never gone down one of those things.
5. I am almost certain I still hold the “average yards per carry” record at Clarkston High School. I carried the football one time and gained 11 yards and a first down. It was a reverse to the wingback. I took the ball and went around the end and no one saw me until I had cleared the line, by then, only one guy stood between me and the endzone. Since I had very little game experience, I just tried to run over him. He tackled me and then 20 other guys jumped on top, or so it seemed. I never carried the ball again. When you were 4 feet 11 inches tall and weighed a hefty 98 pounds, conventional wisdom said, “Quit now young man if you ever want to grow up and be a dad.” So I turned to managing football teams instead.
4. I’ve never drank a beer. Here’s why: When I was a kid I picked up a beer bottle to throw it and what came out landed on my shirt and stunk so bad, it made a lasting impression on me all my life. It helped that in 8th grade the science teacher showed us a picture of “This is your Brain.” “This is your brain after a few beers.” Sealed the deal.
3. I’ve been able to do a lot of traveling and I’ve been to about as many states in the U.S. as I’ve been to foreign countries. About 16 each. I’ve been as far as Miami, Florida, in the States, and as far East as Singapore and Manila, Philippines. But I’ve never been to South Dakota.
2. I, like a lot of my friends have sang the National Anthem with Contemporary Christian singer, Natalie Grant. At a couple of Sonics games. Very proud of Natalie and her amazing singing career.
1. I always thought I would like to meet my wife in a strange, or exotic, or cool place. Meaning, not at church, or a camp, or at school, or work. I thought like maybe at a library, or on a vacation, or coffee shop, or just bumping into her. Well I did meet my wife, Myleen, in a strange, exotic, and eventually cool place. We met in Cambodia. Of all places. She was teaching school to missionary children in the provinces. I was teaching English to medical students in Phnom Penh, the capital city of Cambodia. Real missionary dating. How cool is that?
Charlie’s Top Ten
You’ve heard the statement, “Oh, for crying out loud.” Yes? No? I’ve heard it many times. “Oh, for crying out loud!”
Here are ten of my reasons for really crying out loud.
10. You find a hair in your soup. “Oh, for crying out loud!”
9. Getting stung by a bee.
8. When your favorite team loses because the officiating was so bad. (feeling cheated)
7. When the New Yankees or New England Patriots win, yet another, world championship. (favoritism or when others succeed and you don’t)
6. When your dorm mate’s alarm goes off and he or she keeps sleeping but you are now wide awake.
5. Getting unsolicited advice from just about everyone. (you don’t know what to do with your life, but everyone else sure seems to know what you should do)
4. When your professor’s say’s, “Pop Quiz time!” and you are totally unprepared.
3. Getting a flat tire.
2. When my wife leaves the toilet seat down and I have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
1. When the neighbor’s rooster wakes you up at 4:00 in the morning. (not today, as I am awake even before the roosters crow but in my heyday in Cambodia? yep, that was a problem. “Oh for crying out loud, its not even light outside!”
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